ORIENT
a guided practice to mythically inhabit to your story
For the Phoenix who wants to
relax in the Fire
Monday, September 8th, 2025, 6 - 8 pm, est
A FREE LIVE GATHERING ON ZOOM
because baby, you are transforming. And you know that the alchemical process is not a comfortable process, but what if you could feel good in your own skin, even as it burns?
because baby, you are transforming. And you know that the alchemical process is not a comfortable process, but what if you could feel good in your own skin, even as it burns?
Join me on 8 September 2025 live for a curated, virtual event where together we will journey into the imaginal, mythic realms to meet our current stories
ORIENT
I am holding this live gathering right on the cusp of this Fall’s eclipses, so we will spend the first half an hour discussing the current Astrological Weather.
Do you ever feel like something’s just not right? Ok, given that we all know damn good and well that a lot’s just not right, but I’m talking about the mysterious foreboding that something has gone horribly wrong inside you,
the embodied sense of ickiness that steals the
warmth from your body on a crisp, fall day.
the nameless, faceless phantom that stalks your moods, questions your choices, the constant refrain of what the fuck is this even all about?
Why does any of it matter? And where did my joy go? Why can’t I feel happy again? When was the last time I felt wonder or simple joy or awe?
And maybe that’s why you love Astrology, maybe that’s why you’re even reading these words. Maybe it feels nominally better to know that at least somebody has a strong, embodied sense of this crazy world. At least somebody isn’t drowning, isn’t discouraged and depressed, isn’t angry and resentful and afraid, and that does help.
It helps because we are pack animals, and we look to each other to orient and co-regulate and make sure everything is going to be ok.
But we can do more for each other, like any other skill, making these internal shifts happens with the on purpose, deliberate employment of time-tested techniques and practices that can be taught, and this is my work.
I teach you how to orient yourself
I teach you how to co-regulate
I teach you how to find the knowing in your very own bones and body that no matter how fucked up and horrible and terrifying it gets, in the end, everything is going to be ok
And this is what I believe the deeper, more meaningful purpose of Astrology is, this has been my experience with Her. Through learning Astrology and experiencing my body and being inside a glittering, shining web of pulsing symmetry and synchronicities, I found my feet on this gorgeous green Earth. I found the center inside my own skin, and I woke up to the hilariously synchronous every little fucking thing that happens down here is, and if it is, then what truly is there to worry about?
This is for you if:
Your spiritual gifts are coming online hard and you’re freaking the fuck out
You love Astro and know it well but you want to get that knowledge down into your bod and bones!
You love traveling in the inner realms, have explored psychedelia extensively and you want to learn how to do it “on the natch”
Your in deep with your transformation and you need support from a human and from practices that you can take with you always
You desire to live within the rhythm of your body cycles because you think, like me, that it is the most beautiful fascinating, interesting thing in all existence and clearly the correct path forward given the cyclical environment that you find yourself in
You want to get in your expanded body consciousness in a way that no other practice on the planet