A 6 month Trip
for the Time Traveling Gonzo Bravehearts
ready to get into ecstatic alignment
~ by hook or by crook ~
and jump onto your Golden Timeline
beside your long lost friends
Eve arrived in my life in perfect timing to fan my Aries flames into a whole life-changing spiritual awakening.
~ Anonymous Sister of Bellaluna’s Temple
you say aloud, your torrent of emotions swept away by a sudden, electric surge of curiosity.
You stand stock still in the eye of a hurricane, taking keen notice of the strangeness of your situation. Your objective perspective widens, suddenly the loudest voice in the room
You see your disappointment, you see your raging against, you see your exploding desire that things were not going the way they are going, but also
For you my friend, have spent a lifetime
in the inner work, this is not your first
Rodeo, you are no Stranger to Loss
and to be frank, you’re a
Damn Champ at Surrender and
Acceptance, yet still in this moment -
There is something truly fishy going on here,
scenes from The Matrix flash through your mind, you see that black cat walk past the door
- and again -
“Now wait just a damn second,”
you see beyond all that
you see beyond all of that
I know this sounds so crazy, you think to yourself, but this truly doesn’t feel like the way my life is meant to be unfolding…
You are Not Wrong
but here’s the thing, we couldn’t experience Magick without this pain. The pain is the dross for the fire to burn,
the Prima Materia
The lead we are turning into Gold and without it, what would we have to work with? It’s the very reason we came to Earth ~ this Land of Immense Suffering, rife with Prima Materia ~ to practice Magick and it truly mean something. So Practice Magick,
we shaaalll la la la!
Because practicing magick is as much what it is to be human as sex
and feasting, war and death and taxes. And as you can look all around
you and plainly See ~ we are not the only ones:
The Black Magickians of Science
The Sith Lords of Technology
and we have been ever since the inventions of the automobile and the transistor
and most certainly the Airplane
(or what did you think jet lag was?)
And as a result of these antics, we find ourselves in a moment of timelines converging and collapsing wildly, like a tangle of live wires in a hurricane, like an orgy of vipers in mating season, hissing and spitting sparks, the primal danger of raw life force current.
Humanity is fucking with Time
“So what are you going to do about it,
that’s what I’d like to know…”
- Paul Simon
I am SO in!
How do I partake?
Just Jump in the River!
a Three - Way Flow:
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A River of Revelation where all may freely drink. Check out my writings on Substack to take a swim in the Golden Timeline Revelation. If you want more, sign up for my mailing list and receive additional writings along with free access to my Sigil Crafting Workshop.
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Workshops through May of 2026, featuring Guided Timeline Jumping Explorations! Topics will include Deep Dive Sigil work, Qi Gong instruction, Shadow Integration Practices, Therapeutic Art, Sacred Geometry as Medicine, Hermetic Magick, and Orienting to our Souls Path with Astrology.
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1:1 Astrology Healing Sessions. These long form Sessions combine your Astrological Reading with a guided, inner healing exploration. We begin with the Natal Chart and according to what is revealed as we explore together, we take the intel deeper with a chosen Inner Healing technique. My Inner Healing/Inner Alchemy work draws from Qi Gong, Daoist Embodiment, Shadow Integration, Hermetic Magick as well as self-developed techniques.
1:1 Astrology Healing Sessions
Tier 1
3 Sessions over 6 months, suggested one session every other month. Sessions last 2 1/2 to 3 hours and include Astrology plus guided Inner Healing Work. You will also receive 3 days of Telegram Messaging Access with me per session, for the day before, day of, and day after your Session.
Tier 2
6 Sessions over 6 months, suggested one session a month. Sessions last 2 1/2 to 3 hours and include Astrology plus guided Inner Healing Work. You will also receive 3 days of Telegram Messaging Access with me per session, for the day before, day of, and day after your Session.
I have a deep longing to literally make love to all these parts of my soul story, the magickal impulse to reconcile the opposites, the middle path of the heart.
How can I make so much love to you and show you that this death is also a resurrection?
It’s not just that I’m unhooking, but how sweetly can I sing to you,
so that you just melt into the next Timeline?
~ Dragon-Rose Heart, from our SIGIL workshop
take a taste of upcoming TIMELINE workshops!
💛 UNDERSTANDING YOUR SOUL STORY through your Natal Nodal Placements and the First House, as Guide to articulate your Golden Timeline.
⭐️ CREATING A PEACEFUL FIELD WITHIN THE CHAOS with the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram.
👄 LOVE MAKING ALL OF YOUR LIFE through Existential Kink, a shadow integration technique developed by Carolyn Elliot, for getting in Unconscious Connection with your Unsatisfying Timeline.
⏳ RELEASING ENMESHMENT with the Big Players on our Current Timeline.
🗝 EXITING THE PRISON SYSTEM through Releasing your Prisoners and Retiring Your Prison Guard with Forgiveness Practice.
🕯️ HONORING THE DEAD AND THE DYING, Community Grief Ritual, April 2026: Together we will attend the funerals of what we have released in TIMELINE. We will consciously, slowly, ecstatically feel the deep pain and loss of the timelines we are leaving, allowing the grief to move through the body and express itself freely through ritual art, altar and expression.
We are living through a time of true Chaos, and making friends with the Gods of Chaos offers shelter from Their storm.
Hi, I’m Eve
Painter. Astrologer. Time traveling Aries Moon risk taker.
- welcome to my latest risk -
You have entered the field of a small, fleshy human, hell bent on jumping to her
Golden Timeline
SIGIL is step one and I am excited to be taking very many small steps together in the days and months ahead of us, leading us to a BIG place in our collective future.
I bring to this uncommon gathering of souls
a lifetime of seeking and finding the red hot fire of Divine Love,
so we enter into this far out exploit by way of Devotion.
Meaning, I am not out to manipulate the Gods,
a futile and dangerous endeavor.
Rather, I have come to recognize the Rules of this Game
They like to play, and offer myself on the altar of Magick for Their pleasure,
as well as my own and all of yours ❤️🔥
TIMELINE is for you if:
🐲 You are crystal fucking clear on what you want and where you’re going but you need support to get there.
🐲 You’re a dragon.
🐲 You are clear AS MUD on what you want and where you’re going and you need support to get there because you feel It in your bones and blood like agony and ecstasy and rage all rolled into One.
🐲 You’re in deep with your transformation and you know it’s about damn time to get some joyful, communal support, relevant practices, and the personal agency to correct course to your Soul’s True North.
🐲 You’re vividly aware of the myriad sizzling, sparking timelines available here on Earth, November 2026, you want to get on a good one, and you are wise enough to know there is safety, power and fun in numbers!
🐲 You know and love Astrology and you’re ready to get your animal hands in the dirt of material reality through integrating Magick into your practice.
🐲 You’re a Magickian noticing your dire need to consider Timing more closely in your spell work, and you’re ready to integrate Astrology into your practice.
🐲 It feels right.
🐲 This sounds quirky and fun and if you’re anything it’s game!
I’m loving all of this SO
much, Eve but
It feels soooo selfish to be dreaming about creating my ideal life, taking the time and energy and focus required to jump onto my luscious Golden Timeline when the world is in Chaos and so many people are suffering.
I really should be helping others, right?
No, my dear and darling friend. You are the other! Thus when you labor to rise above these ashes all around us, you ARE the suffering world rising up into It’s Golden Timeline, generously helping to pull the Collective into our Golden Timeline
along with you.
And also yes of course, you should be helping others. Jumping to your Golden Timeline powerfully focuses your attention on a bright Future for all, full to the brim of beautiful possibilities for our collective Wellness. With this work you pull your focus off the many other options begging for attention, that lead humanity and the Earth into darkness, pain and oblivion. Pulling your focus away from the shit Timelines demanding our attention is a brave, rebellious, compassionate, magickal act.
You’re a fucking brilliant bad-ass Eve, just being in that work with you felt so good and I’m like yes, I want her to teach me these things. I’ve picked up on some of this Sigil Magick here and there, but the way you do it makes it really powerful.
~ Rosa Santoyo, at our SIGIL workshop
FAQ
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TIMELINE is a cauldron for summoning Soul Bravery. We will deep sleuth the question “Who do I want to be in this life and in what ways I’m not being that?” For me, the reason that I’m not being her is because I’m afraid of her. With this work, I am calling up my inner Bravery and inviting you to do the same with me, so that the practices we do together actually work. On the other side of these 6 months together, you will find yourself lusciously centered on the path of your Authentic Soul Purpose.
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TIMELINE is not specific to any level of knowledge. This is a community of soul friends who want to jump to their Golden Timeline, who know they can do it, and that this magick will be a lot stronger, faster and more fun with friends.
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This is going to be a super psychedelic experience, and as I’m sure you well know, it’s never the same ride twice, or in other words - Timing is Everything. If you can feel the Spirit calling you through this screen, it’s probably for a reason; please join us!
Between now and when Uranus goes back into Gemini, we have 6 months to dig deep into our current timeline; asking,
what skeletons in my closet need to be pulled out,
dusted off, polished and crafted into
epically exquisite bone jewelry?
So that then I can sell the jewelry and sell my house, get the money and move to Paris - in April, 2026
Come and Dance with the Lords of Chaos!